Do you know why I stopped you? How's that? Well, yes, obviously I wanted to hassle you, that goes without saying, but why else? You're a minority? That's true, too, but you know what I mean. Why did I stop you BESIDES the fact that the drug war gives me carte blanche to hassle minorities?
That's right, you were trying to load an invalid web page. That gives me probable cause to search your car for drugs, on the grounds that you may be intoxicated.
Luckily for you the line behind you is backing up so I'll have to give you a pass in order to avoid creating a major traffic backup. But your license and ethnic status have been noted.
Well, go on, what are you waiting for? The guys in the line behind you aren't going to hassle themselves!
Oh, by the way, do you want to buy a blue-and-black American flag? We need folks to stand up for the right of police to hassle Americans over their use of godsend medicines. No? That sounds suspicious to me! Why would you not want to help us in our patriotic task to end the use of godsend medicines in America?
Well, go on, scoot... but remember, we cops have our collective eyes on you! All 10,000 of 'em... or whatever.
Oh, you know what I mean. Now, beat it!
