




The FDA announced today that MDMA and related compounds could help save the planet by teaching people to love each other. "This is fantastic," raved researcher Nancy Rimkin of the NIH. "These drugs actually help you feel real love toward your fellow human being. The strategic use of such medicine could help world leaders understand each other and so pull the world back from the brink of nuclear war 6 7 !"
Rimkin stresses that MDMA is but one of many similar compounds called phenethylamines that show incredible potential, not just for increasing compassion, but also for ending crippling depression and anxiety and weaning problem drinkers off of alcohol. FDA head Jim Bowden agrees. He is demanding the immediate legalization 8 of all such drugs in synch with a national education campaign about safe use. "This is a game changer," Bowden says. "Everyone talks about the lousy human condition, but now we have a chance to actually do something about it!"
Some fat cat should treat the entire Supreme Court to a vacation at San Jose del Pacifico in Mexico, where they can partake of the magic mushroom in a ceremony led by a Zapotec guide.
If I should die of some unusual concatenation of circumstances, I want my survivors to pass "Brian's Law," a law stating that we will no longer pass laws based on hard cases and so needlessly fill our prisons by taking common-sense discretion out of the hands of judges.
What are drug dealers doing, after all? They are merely selling substances that people want and have always had a right to, until racist politicians came along and decided government had the right to ration out pain relief and mystical experience.
Scientists are responsible for endless incarcerations in America. Why? Because they fail to denounce the DEA lie that psychoactive substances have no positive medical uses. This is so obviously wrong that only an academic in an Ivory Tower could believe it.
Scientists are making entire livings from trying to figure out what's best for ME as a chronic depressive. They owe their jobs to drug prohibition.
Researchers insult our intelligence when they tell us that drugs like MDMA and opium and laughing gas have not been proven to work. Everyone knows they work. That's precisely why drug warriors hate them.
Our tolerance for freedom wanes in proportion as we consider "drugs" to be demonic. This is the dark side behind the new ostensibly comic genre about Cocaine Bears and such. It shows that Americans are superstitious about drugs in a way that Neanderthals would have understood.
There are neither "drugs" nor "meds" as those terms are used today. All substances have potential good uses and bad uses. The terms as used today carry value judgements, as in meds good, drugs bad.
Kids should be taught in grade school that prohibition is wrong.
When we place the FDA in charge of deciding whether a psychoactive drug should be re-legalized or not, we are asking them to decide on things like the relative importance of appreciating a sunset, a task for which the FDA has no expertise whatsoever.

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