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The Swat Team's Back

(and you're gonna be sorry)

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 15, 2026



The Swat Team's Back

by Freddie and the Fearmongers, lyrics by the Drug War Philosopher, music with just a tiny bit of help from AI




VERSE 1: The Swat Team's back and you're gonna be sorry
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're coming down the street in a ten-ton lorry
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's back
They've reconnoitered in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, they're gonna pound your door
And tell you to get down on the blank blank floor

VERSE 2: The Swat Team's back and they're locked and loaded
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
The U.S. constitution has just exploded
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, you better hide your vegetation
Or there's gonna be a confrontation
Mother Nature's illegal, you see
So much for living in the land of the free

VERSE 3: The Swat Team's back and they've shot your mother
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're coming back around to eliminate your brother
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, you better hide your new prescription
Or they're gonna have a fit conniption
Replace them with your bottle of meds
So they can pass muster with the braindead feds

VERSE 4: Hey, hey, the Swat Team's here and you better face it
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
Gonna decorate your leg with an ankle bracelet
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's ready
They're gonna shoot ya, Freddy
If you stand up for your right to heal
They're gonna charge you with intent to deal

VERSE 5: The Swat Team's back, better hide your plants
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're swarming up your driveway like fire ants
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's back
They've reconnoitered in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, they're gonna pound your door
And tell you to get down on the blank blank floor

Yeah, you better hide your vegetation
Or there's gonna be a confrontation
Mother Nature's illegal, you see
So much for living in the land of the free










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Addiction was not a big thing until the drug war. It's now the boogie-man with which drug warriors scare us into giving up our freedoms. But getting obsessed on one single drug is natural in the age of choice-limiting prohibition.

This is the "Oprah fallacy," which has led to so much suffering. She told women they were fools if they accepted a drink from a man. That's crazy. If we are terrified by such a statistically improbable event, we should be absolutely horrified by horses and skateboards.

The line drawn between recreational and medical use is wishful thinking on the part of drug warriors. Recreation, according to Webster's, is "refreshment or diversion," and both have positive knock-on effects in the lives of real people.

There was no opioid crisis when Americans were free to smoke opium nightly in their homes. Now scientists around the country are making money hand over fist by "solving" the problem in a politically correct way, without even mentioning the drug prohibition that caused it.

Our tolerance for freedom wanes in proportion as we consider "drugs" to be demonic. This is the dark side behind the new ostensibly comic genre about Cocaine Bears and such. It shows that Americans are superstitious about drugs in a way that Neanderthals would have understood.

If opium were legal, then most of the nostrums peddled by drug stores today would be irrelevant. (No wonder the drug war has staying power!)

Drug Warriors will publicize all sorts of drug use -- but they will never publicize sane and positive drug use. Drug Warrior dogma holds that such use is impossible -- and, indeed, the drug war does all it can to turn that prejudice into a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I've been told by many that I should have seen "my doctor" before withdrawing from Effexor. But, A) My doctor got me hooked on the junk in the first place, and, B) That doctor completely ignores the OBVIOUS benefits of indigenous meds and focuses only on theoretical downsides.

We should place prohibitionists on trial for destroying inner cities.

The Drug War is the most important evil to protest, precisely because almost everybody is afraid to do so. That's a clear sign that it is a cancer on the body politic.


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