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The Swat Team's Back

(and you're gonna be sorry)

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 15, 2026



The Swat Team's Back

by Freddie and the Fearmongers, lyrics by the Drug War Philosopher, music with just a tiny bit of help from AI




VERSE 1: The Swat Team's back and you're gonna be sorry
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're coming down the street in a ten-ton lorry
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's back
They've reconnoitered in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, they're gonna pound your door
And tell you to get down on the blank blank floor

VERSE 2: The Swat Team's back and they're locked and loaded
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
The U.S. constitution has just exploded
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, you better hide your vegetation
Or there's gonna be a confrontation
Mother Nature's illegal, you see
So much for living in the land of the free

VERSE 3: The Swat Team's back and they've shot your mother
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're coming back around to eliminate your brother
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, you better hide your new prescription
Or they're gonna have a fit conniption
Replace them with your bottle of meds
So they can pass muster with the braindead feds

VERSE 4: Hey, hey, the Swat Team's here and you better face it
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
Gonna decorate your leg with an ankle bracelet
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's ready
They're gonna shoot ya, Freddy
If you stand up for your right to heal
They're gonna charge you with intent to deal

VERSE 5: The Swat Team's back, better hide your plants
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're swarming up your driveway like fire ants
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's back
They've reconnoitered in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, they're gonna pound your door
And tell you to get down on the blank blank floor

Yeah, you better hide your vegetation
Or there's gonna be a confrontation
Mother Nature's illegal, you see
So much for living in the land of the free










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Imagine the Vedic people shortly after they have discovered soma. Everyone's ecstatic -- except for one oddball. "I'm not sure about these experiences," says he. "I think we need to start dissecting the brains of our departed adherents to see what's REALLY going on in there."

Ketamine is like any other drug. It has good uses for certain people in certain situations. Nowadays, people insist that a drug be okay in every situation for everybody (especially American teens) before they will say that it's okay. That's crazy and anti-scientific.

Check out the 2021 article in Forbes in which a materialist doctor professes to doubt whether laughing gas could help the depressed. Materialists are committed to seeing the world from the POV of Spock from Star Trek.

If we cared about the elderly in 'homes', we would be bringing in shamanic empaths and curanderos from Latin America to help cheer them up and expand their mental abilities. We would also immediately decriminalize the many drugs that could help safely when used wisely.

Materialist scientists cannot triumph over addiction because their reductive focus blinds them to the obvious: namely, that drugs which cheer us up ACTUALLY DO cheer us up. Hence they keep looking for REAL cures while folks kill themselves for want of laughing gas and MDMA.

It wasn't until western prudery and racism came along that we started to judge people by the substances that they chose to ingest, rather than by their actual behavior in the world.

Magazines like Psychology Today continue to publish feel-good articles about depression which completely ignore the fact that we have outlawed all drugs that could end depression in a heartbeat.

The press is having a field day with the Matthew Perry story. They love to have a nice occasion to demonize drugs. I wonder how many decades must pass before they realize that people are killed by ignorance and a corrupted drug supply, not by the drugs themselves.

The benefits of outlawed drugs read like the ultimate wish-list for psychiatrists. It's a shame that so many of them are still mounting a rear guard action to defend their psychiatric pill mill -- which demoralizes clients by turning them into lifetime patients.

At best, antidepressants make depression bearable. We need not settle for such drugs, especially when they are notorious for causing dependence. There are many drugs that elate and inspire. It is both cruel and criminal to outlaw them.


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