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Drugs Kill, Fire Bad

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 5, 2026



Drugs Kill, Fire Bad

by Freddie and the Fearmongers, lyrics by the Drug War Philosopher, music with just a tiny bit of help from AI



CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!


VERSE 1: Had a job at the local hardware,
Till they told me I had to pee,
To reveal if ever I had,
Used a substance that could have helped me,
Could have helped me,
Could have helped me!


CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Fools keep tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!


VERSE 2: Had a job at the local food store,
Till they told me I had to piss,
To find out if ever I had,
Used a substance that racists diss,
That racists diss,
That our racist politicians diss!


CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Fools keep tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Keep on tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!











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Ten Tweets

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Chesterton might as well have been speaking about the word 'addiction' when he wrote the following: "It is useless to have exact figures if they are exact figures about an inexact phrase."

The drug war is the defeatist doctrine that we will never be able to use psychoactive drugs wisely. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy because the government does everything it can to make drug use dangerous.

In the 19th century, poets got together to use opium "in a series of magnificent quarterly carouses" (as per author Richard Middleton). When we outlaw drugs, we outlaw free expression.

"Chemical means of peering into the contents of the inner mind have been universally prized as divine exordia in man’s quest for the beyond... before the coarseness of utilitarian minds reduced them to the status of 'dope'." -- Eric Hendrickson

"In consciousness dwells the wondrous, with it man attains the realm beyond the material, and the peyote tells us where to find it." --Antonin Arnaud

The drug war has created a whole film genre with the same tired plots: drug-dealing scumbags and their dupes being put in their place by the white Anglo-Saxon establishment, which has nothing but contempt for altered states.

Drug prohibition is a crime against humanity.

If they're going to throw doctors in jail for prescribing too much pain medication, they should also throw them in jail for prescribing too LITTLE.

Why does no one talk about empathogens for preventing atrocities? Because they'd rather hate drugs than use them for the benefit of humanity. They don't want to solve problems, they prefer hatred.

Countless millions suffer needlessly in silence because of America's fearmongering about drugs.


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