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The Swat Team's Back

(and you're gonna be sorry)

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 15, 2026



The Swat Team's Back

by Freddie and the Fearmongers, lyrics by the Drug War Philosopher, music with just a tiny bit of help from AI




VERSE 1: The Swat Team's back and you're gonna be sorry
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're coming down the street in a ten-ton lorry
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's back
They've reconnoitered in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, they're gonna pound your door
And tell you to get down on the blank blank floor

VERSE 2: The Swat Team's back and they're locked and loaded
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
The U.S. constitution has just exploded
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, you better hide your vegetation
Or there's gonna be a confrontation
Mother Nature's illegal, you see
So much for living in the land of the free

VERSE 3: The Swat Team's back and they've shot your mother
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're coming back around to eliminate your brother
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, you better hide your new prescription
Or they're gonna have a fit conniption
Replace them with your bottle of meds
So they can pass muster with the braindead feds

VERSE 4: Hey, hey, the Swat Team's here and you better face it
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
Gonna decorate your leg with an ankle bracelet
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's ready
They're gonna shoot ya, Freddy
If you stand up for your right to heal
They're gonna charge you with intent to deal

VERSE 5: The Swat Team's back, better hide your plants
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back
They're swarming up your driveway like fire ants
Hey, hey, hey, hey, the Swat Team's back

CHORUS: Yeah, the Swat Team's back
They've reconnoitered in your cul-de-sac
Yeah, they're gonna pound your door
And tell you to get down on the blank blank floor

Yeah, you better hide your vegetation
Or there's gonna be a confrontation
Mother Nature's illegal, you see
So much for living in the land of the free










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If religious liberty existed, we would be able to use the inspiring phenethylamines created by Alexander Shulgin in the same way and for the same reasons as the Vedic people of India used soma.

In 1886, coca enthusiast JJ Tschudi referred to prohibitionists as 'kickers.' He wrote: "If we were to listen to these kickers, most of us would die of hunger, for the reason that nearly everything we eat or drink has fallen under their ban."

New article in Scientific American: "New hope for pain relief," that ignores the fact that we have outlawed the time-honored panacea. Scientists want a drug that won't run the risk of inspiring us.

When people tell us there's nothing to be gained from using mind-improving drugs, they are embarrassing themselves. Users benefit from such drugs precisely to the extent that they are educated and open-minded. Loudmouth abstainers are telling us that they lack these traits.

"Dope Sick"? "Prohibition Sick" is more like it. The very term "dope" connotes imperialism, racism and xenophobia, given that all tribal cultures have used "drugs" for various purposes. "Dope? Junk?" It's hard to imagine a more intolerant, dismissive and judgmental terminology.

Our government treats drugs like uranium and spends hundreds of billions of dollars trying to scare us about them.

"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." -- Groucho Marx

As great as it is, "Synthetic Panics" by Philip Jenkins was only tolerated by academia because it did not mention drugs in the title and it contains no explicit opinions about drugs. As a result, many drug law reformers still don't know the book exists.

That's how antidepressants came about: the idea that sadness was a simple problem that science could solve. Instead of being caused by a myriad of interrelated issues, we decided it was all brain chemistry that could be treated with precision. Result? Mass chemical dependency.

Saying "Fentanyl kills" is philosophically equivalent to saying "Fire bad!" Both statements are attempts to make us fear dangerous substances rather than to learn how to use them as safely as possible for human benefit.


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