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We Must Learn to Use Them Wisely

by Dani & The Drug Testers

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher (Substack version)

August 6, 2026



VERSE 1: Helping curmudgeons make peace with their neighbor

Letting us simplify hours of labor

Calming the fury of gun-toting thugs

These are a few of the upsides of drugs

Ending depression at once and forever

Adding a luster to every endeavor

Vouchsafing poets inspiring dreams

Drugs have these upsides despite what it seems


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them wisely

That is common sense

Instead of outlawing the bounty of God

Nothing could be more dense!


VERSE 2: Helping philosophers study mentation

Giving the dismal a sense of elation

Sharpening minds that begin to decay

Drugs have these uses despite what they say

Helping the soldier that starts at distractions

Giving them samples of better reactions

Helping them even to laugh at the pain

Drugs have these uses despite our disdain


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them safely

That is clear as day

Instead we toss baby out, water and all

Throwing the good away


VERSE 3: Getting agoraphobes out of their houses

Filling the suburbs with peace-loving spouses

Starting religions with love as their creed

Drugs have these uses despite what you read

Helping intrigue us with Chopin and Mahler

Helping the prudish to loosen their collar

Showing us worlds of which spoke William James

Drugs have such uses though you call them names


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them wisely

That is common sense

Instead of outlawing the bounty of God

Nothing could be more dense!


We must learn to

Use them safely

That is clear as day

Instead we toss baby out, water and all

Throwing the good away


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lyrics by The Drug War Philosopher, music by AI










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Scientists hold holistically working drugs to reductionist standards, thereby practicing a sort of pharmacological colonialsm.

If drug war logic made sense, we would outlaw endless things in addition to drugs. Because the drug war says that it's all worth it if we can save just one life -- which is generally the life of a white suburban young person, btw.

The Partnership for a Drug Free America should be put on trial for having blatantly lied to Americans in the 1980s about drugs, while using our taxpayer money to do so!

Pundits have been sniffing about the "smell" of Detroit lately. Sounds racist -- especially since such comments tend to come from drug warriors, the guys who ruined Detroit in the first place (you know, with drug laws that incentivized profit-seeking violence as a means of escaping poverty).

Someone needs to create a group called Drug Warriors Anonymous, a place where Americans can go to discuss their right to mind and mood medicine and to discuss the many ways in which our society trashes godsend medicines.

NIDA is just a propaganda arm of the U.S. government -- and will remain so until it recognizes the glaringly obvious benefits of drugs -- as well as the glaringly obvious downsides of prohibition. We need a National Institute on Drug Use, not a National Institute on Drug Abuse.

If we encourage folks to use antidepressants daily, there is nothing wrong with them using heroin daily. A founder of Johns Hopkins used morphine daily and he not only survived, but he thrived.

This hysterical reaction to rare negative events actually creates more rare negative events. This is why the DEA publicizes "drug problems," because by making them well known, they make the problems more prevalent and can thereby justify their huge budget.

The DEA is gaslighting Americans, telling them that drugs with obvious benefits have no benefits whatsoever. Scientists collude in this lie thanks to their adherence to the emotion-scorning principles of behaviorism.

The real value of Erowid is as a research tool for a profession that does not even exist yet: the profession of what I call the pharmacologically savvy empath: a compassionate life counselor with a wide knowledge of how drugs can (and have) been used by actual people.


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