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We Must Learn to Use Them Wisely

by Dani & The Drug Testers

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher (Substack version)

August 6, 2026



VERSE 1: Helping curmudgeons make peace with their neighbor

Letting us simplify hours of labor

Calming the fury of gun-toting thugs

These are a few of the upsides of drugs

Ending depression at once and forever

Adding a luster to every endeavor

Vouchsafing poets inspiring dreams

Drugs have these upsides despite what it seems


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them wisely

That is common sense

Instead of outlawing the bounty of God

Nothing could be more dense!


VERSE 2: Helping philosophers study mentation

Giving the dismal a sense of elation

Sharpening minds that begin to decay

Drugs have these uses despite what they say

Helping the soldier that starts at distractions

Giving them samples of better reactions

Helping them even to laugh at the pain

Drugs have these uses despite our disdain


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them safely

That is clear as day

Instead we toss baby out, water and all

Throwing the good away


VERSE 3: Getting agoraphobes out of their houses

Filling the suburbs with peace-loving spouses

Starting religions with love as their creed

Drugs have these uses despite what you read

Helping intrigue us with Chopin and Mahler

Helping the prudish to loosen their collar

Showing us worlds of which spoke William James

Drugs have such uses though you call them names


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them wisely

That is common sense

Instead of outlawing the bounty of God

Nothing could be more dense!


We must learn to

Use them safely

That is clear as day

Instead we toss baby out, water and all

Throwing the good away


CREDITS:

lyrics by The Drug War Philosopher, music by AI










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There is more hope in dope than there is in the psychiatric pill mill.

When we outlaw drugs, we are outlawing far more than drugs. We are suppressing freedom of religion and academic research.

This is why we would rather have a depressed person commit suicide than to use "drugs" -- because drugs, after all, are not dealing with the "real" problem. The patient may SAY that drugs make them feel good, but we need microscopes to find out if they REALLY feel good.

As great as it is, "Synthetic Panics" by Philip Jenkins was only tolerated by academia because it did not mention drugs in the title and it contains no explicit opinions about drugs. As a result, many drug law reformers still don't know the book exists.

I could tell my psychiatrist EXACTLY what would "cure" my depression, even without getting addicted, but everything involved is illegal. It has to be. Otherwise I would have no need of the psychiatrist.

Clearly a millennia's worth of positive use of coca by the Peruvian Indians means nothing to the FDA. Proof must show up under a microscope.

@HKSExecEd The use of Ecstasy brought UNPRECEDENTED peace and love to the British dance floors in the 1990s. When are political scientists going to acknowledge the potential for such substances to pull our species back from the brink of nuclear annihilation?

We would never have even heard of Freud except for cocaine. How many geniuses is America stifling even as we speak thanks to the war on mind improving medicines?

We need a Controlled Prohibitionists Act, to get psychiatric help for those who think that prohibition makes sense despite its appalling record of causing civil wars overseas and devastating inner cities.

That's why I created the satirical Partnership for a Death Free America. It demonstrates clearly that drug warriors aren't worried about our health, otherwise they'd outlaw shopping carts, etc. The question then becomes: what are they REALLY afraid of? Answer: Free thinkers.


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