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Drugs Kill, Fire Bad

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 5, 2026



Drugs Kill, Fire Bad

by Freddie and the Fearmongers, lyrics by the Drug War Philosopher, music with just a tiny bit of help from AI



CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!


VERSE 1: Had a job at the local hardware,
Till they told me I had to pee,
To reveal if ever I had,
Used a substance that could have helped me,
Could have helped me,
Could have helped me!


CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Fools keep tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!


VERSE 2: Had a job at the local food store,
Till they told me I had to piss,
To find out if ever I had,
Used a substance that racists diss,
That racists diss,
That our racist politicians diss!


CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Fools keep tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Keep on tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!











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Ten Tweets

against the hateful war on US




Check out the 2021 article in Forbes in which a materialist doctor professes to doubt whether laughing gas could help the depressed. Materialists are committed to seeing the world from the POV of Spock from Star Trek.

If there is an epidemic of "self-harm," prohibitionists never think of outlawing razor blades. They ask: "Why the self-harm?" But if there is an epidemic of drug use which they CLAIM is self-harm, they never ask "Why the self-harm?" They say: "Let's prohibit and punish!"

Materialist scientists cannot triumph over addiction because their reductive focus blinds them to the obvious: namely, that drugs which cheer us up ACTUALLY DO cheer us up. Hence they keep looking for REAL cures while folks kill themselves for want of laughing gas and MDMA.

If opium and cocaine were re-legalized, hospital buildings would no longer be the secular cathedrals of our time. Some of that wealth would actually go to healthy people.

Our government treats drugs like uranium and spends hundreds of billions of dollars trying to scare us about them.

The media called out Trump for fearmongering about immigrants, but the media engages in fearmongering when it comes to drugs. The latest TV plot line: "white teenage girl forced to use fentanyl!" America loves to feel morally superior about "drugs."

Being a lifetime patient is not the issue: that could make perfect sense in certain cases. But if I am to be "using" for life, I demand the drug of MY CHOICE, not that of Big Pharma and mainstream psychiatry, who are dogmatically deaf to the benefits of hated substances.

Drug war pundits need to stop using the word "snorts" when it comes to cocaine. We "take" our "meds," and yet we "snort" cocaine, just like a pig. That is NOT neutral language, folks!

The real value of Erowid is as a research tool for a profession that does not even exist yet: the profession of what I call the pharmacologically savvy empath: a compassionate life counselor with a wide knowledge of how drugs can (and have) been used by actual people.

ME: "What are you gonna give me for my depression, doc? MDMA? Laughing gas? Occasional opium smoking? Chewing of the coca leaf?" DOC: "No, I thought we'd fry your brain with shock therapy instead."


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