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Drugs Kill, Fire Bad

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 5, 2026



Drugs Kill, Fire Bad

by Freddie and the Fearmongers, lyrics by the Drug War Philosopher, music with just a tiny bit of help from AI



CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!


VERSE 1: Had a job at the local hardware,
Till they told me I had to pee,
To reveal if ever I had,
Used a substance that could have helped me,
Could have helped me,
Could have helped me!


CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Fools keep tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!


VERSE 2: Had a job at the local food store,
Till they told me I had to piss,
To find out if ever I had,
Used a substance that racists diss,
That racists diss,
That our racist politicians diss!


CHORUS: Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Fools keep tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

(Keep on tellin' me that)

Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!

It's the dumbest mindset we've ever had,

Like a caveman or brainless undergrad,

We say Drugs Kill, Fire Bad!











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Ten Tweets

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"Those gentlemen who adopt the anti-opium doctrine... are only comparable to the monomaniac, who, sane upon every subject but one, is thoroughly daft upon that." --William Brereton

In a free future, newspapers will have philosophers on their staffs to ensure that said papers are not inciting consequence-riddled hysteria through a biased coverage of drug-related mishaps.

The MindMed company (makers of LSD Lite) tell us that euphoria and visions are "adverse effects": that's not science, that's an arid materialist philosophy that does not believe in spiritual transcendence.

Here is a typical user report about a drug that the DEA tells us has no positive uses whatsoever: "There is a profoundness of meaning inherent in anything that moves." (reported in "Pikhal" by Alexander Shulgin)

What prohibitionists forget is that every popular but dangerous activity, from horseback riding to drug use, will have its victims. You cannot save everybody, and when you try to do so by law, you kill far more than you save, meanwhile destroying democracy in the process.

"Everything one does in life, even love, occurs in an express train racing toward death. To smoke opium is to get out of the train while it is still moving. It is to concern oneself with something other than life or death." -Jean Cocteau

That's why we damage the brains of the depressed with shock therapy rather than let them use coca or opium. That's why many regions allow folks to kill themselves but not to take drugs that would make them want to live. The Drug War is a perversion of social priorities.

Researchers say that the New York Times has been flooding the world with Drug War agitprop.

If there were no other problem with antidepressants, they would be wrong for the simple reason that they make a user dependent for life -- not as a bug (as in drugs like opium) but rather as a feature: that's how they "work," by being administered daily for a lifetime.

ECT is like euthanasia. Neither make sense in the age of prohibition.


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Unless otherwise indicated, no AI is used in the creation of site content. These essays represent the original ideas of their author and not the ideas that the author SHOULD have based on an algorithmic parsing of existing data. For more on this subject, consider the AI-related viewpoints to which the author subscribes as delineated in the New York Times opinion piece entitled "What 370,000 College Essays Tell Us About A.I.’s Effects on Creativity" by Rebecca Winthrop of the Brookings Institution.

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