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Top Ten Drug War Essays

by Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

January 16, 2024

asey "Lower-Case" Kasem here with America's top 10 Drug War essays. Today's top 10 is dedicated to the pain patients who go without blessed relief thanks to the anti-scientific fearmongering of racist politicians.

1: Coca Wine
2: Drug War Radio
3: Stigmatize THIS
4: Partnership for a Death Free America
5: Breaking News: Scientists Realize That Marijuana may not be Evil Incarnate After All!
6: In Defense of Cocaine
7: Forbes Magazine's Laughable Article about Nitrous Oxide
8: Forbes Magazine's Laughable Article about Nitrous Oxide
9: Common Nonsense from Common Sense Media
10: The Problem is Prohibition, not Fentanyl

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Previous essay: The Muddled Metaphysics of the Drug War

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