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We Must Learn to Use Them Wisely

by Dani & The Drug Testers

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher (Substack version)

August 6, 2026



VERSE 1: Helping curmudgeons make peace with their neighbor

Letting us simplify hours of labor

Calming the fury of gun-toting thugs

These are a few of the upsides of drugs

Ending depression at once and forever

Adding a luster to every endeavor

Vouchsafing poets inspiring dreams

Drugs have these upsides despite what it seems


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them wisely

That is common sense

Instead of outlawing the bounty of God

Nothing could be more dense!


VERSE 2: Helping philosophers study mentation

Giving the dismal a sense of elation

Sharpening minds that begin to decay

Drugs have these uses despite what they say

Helping the soldier that starts at distractions

Giving them samples of better reactions

Helping them even to laugh at the pain

Drugs have these uses despite our disdain


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them safely

That is clear as day

Instead we toss baby out, water and all

Throwing the good away


VERSE 3: Getting agoraphobes out of their houses

Filling the suburbs with peace-loving spouses

Starting religions with love as their creed

Drugs have these uses despite what you read

Helping intrigue us with Chopin and Mahler

Helping the prudish to loosen their collar

Showing us worlds of which spoke William James

Drugs have such uses though you call them names


CHORUS: We must learn to

Use them wisely

That is common sense

Instead of outlawing the bounty of God

Nothing could be more dense!


We must learn to

Use them safely

That is clear as day

Instead we toss baby out, water and all

Throwing the good away


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I knew all along that Measure 110 in Oregon was going to be blamed for the problems that the drug war causes. Drug warriors never take responsibility, despite all the blood that they have on their hands.

I'm going to get on the grade-school circuit, telling kids to say no to horses. "You think you can handle horses, kids? That's what Christopher Reeves thought. The fact is, NOBODY can handle horses!!!"

Wonder how America got to the point where we let the Executive Branch arrest judges? Look no further than the Drug War, which, since the 1970s, has demonized Constitutional protections as impediments to justice.

I have yet to find one psychiatrist who acknowledges the demoralizing power of being turned into a patient for life. They never list that as a potential downside of antidepressant use.

Many psychedelic fans are still drug warriors at heart. They just think that a nice big exception should be carved out for the drugs that they're suddenly finding useful.

My depression would disappear overnight if religiously intolerant America would just allow me to live as freely as Benjamin Franklin.

The MindMed company (makers of LSD Lite) tell us that euphoria and visions are "adverse effects": that's not science, that's an arid materialist philosophy that does not believe in spiritual transcendence.

I hated the show "The Apprentice," because it taught a cynical and hate-filled lesson about the proper way to "get ahead" in the world. I saw Trump as a menace back then, long before he started declaring that American elections were corrupt before the very first vote was cast!

Drugs that sharpen the mind should be thoroughly investigated for their potential to help dementia victims. Instead, we prefer to demonize these drugs as useless. That's anti-scientific and anti-patient.

The most addictive drugs have a bunch of great uses, like treating pain and inspiring great literature. Prohibition causes addiction by making their use as problematic as possible and denying knowledge and choices. It's always wrong to blame drugs.


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