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Running with the torture loving DEA

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

November 7, 2019




Welcome back to the DEA Lounge!




I want to thank our public servants here for taking time out to join us. I know you've got a busy schedule, locking up liberals, so any time you can spare--





What did I say?



Hey, listen, I understand. By locking up liberals, you keep the Drug Warrior conservatives in power and thus maintain your crucial jobs of quashing dissent in America and limiting human consciousness.



No, seriously. I suppose the Drug War was bound to happen eventually on planet earth.


[gasp]

It had to happen at the precise moment in human history when capitalism and modern transportation coincided with a new awareness of the psychoactive power of plants.

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We could either greet this alignment of forces rationally or not, and guess which choice we made?

[laughter]

Suddenly, Chicken Little politicians were screaming: "Oh, me gosh, we have to outlaw plants!"



Wrong.

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Earth to politicians: you should have outlawed the profit motive when it comes to those psychoactive plants, not the plants themselves.

[applaud]

I guess they had to scapegoat plants, though, since the alternative was to question the all-powerful god of capitalism 1 .

[laughter]

The result? They thereby created such a violent world that we had to invent a whole new movie genre to accommodate all the bullets and bodies: namely, the Drug War movie.


[laughter]


I hate to call such politicians morons, but if the dunce cap fits...

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[laughter]

"Gee, what happened? We outlawed plants and a bunch of violence ensued. Who would have thunk it?"

[laughter]

Answer: anyone with half a brain.

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[laughter]

Don't you love those Drug War movies 2 3 4 ? Those movies where the DEA "heroes" laugh at the US Constitution and willfully employ torture and murder to achieve their goal of outlawing Mother Nature? Ah, yes, good old American values: torture and murder.

[gasp]

Check out Running with the Devil, a DEA propaganda film starring Laurence Fishburne and Nicolas Cage.

[gasp]

Along with Leslie Bibb as the torture-loving DEA agent.

[gasp]

You know, if the Drug War is Christian, as many fundamentalists maintain, then I must have missed something in Sunday School.

[laughter]

I missed the part where Jesus told his followers to place suspects in bikini briefs, suspend them by a metal chain, and then threaten to drill holes in their abdomen with a power tool, as Leslie Bibb threatens to do to the so-called "Snitch" in Running with the Devil.

[gasp]

Oops, I forgot to mention: SPOILER ALERT!

[drum]
[laughter]

Speaking of spoilers, you ever notice that the Drug War spoils democracy!

[applaud]

I just looked up the movie, Running with the Devil, on so-called Common Sense Media.

[murmur]

Common Sense? More like Common Nonsense.

[laughter]

They pan the movie for its nudity and four-letter words...

[murmur]

...but they have absolutely NOTHING to say about the movie's glorification of governmental fascism5.

[laughter]

Common Sense Media is like: Watch out, parents. There are some very naughty words, indeed, in this movie! Land's sakes! Aside from that, though, it's just a good-natured romp extolling the wonders of fascism! So enjoy!

[laughter]

My name is Ballard Quass and I'll be here until they outlaw freedom of speech6, which won't be long considering that our government has already had the metaphysical chutzpah to outlaw mere plants!













Notes:

1: What the drug war tells us about American capitalism DWP (up)
2: Glenn Close but no cigar DWP (up)
3: Blast-off for Planet Hypocrisy! DWP (up)
4: Drug War Quotes in TV and Movies DWP (up)
5: Glorifying Beneficial Drug Use DWP (up)
6: Speak now or forever hold your peace about drug prohibition DWP (up)




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The UN of today is in an odd position regarding drugs: they want to praise indigenous societies while yet outlawing the drugs that helped create them.

Capitalism naturally results in disease-mongering by a self-interested medically establishment -- and disease-mongering requires the suppression of medicines that work holistically.

MDMA legalization has suffered a setback by the FDA. These are the people who think Electro Shock Therapy is not used often enough! What sick priorities.

We drastically limit drug choices, we refuse to teach safe use, and then we discover there's a gene to explain why some people have trouble with drugs. Science loves to find simple solutions to complex problems.

I will gladly respect the police once we remove them from Gestapo duty by ending the war on drugs. Police should also learn to live on a budget, without deriving income from confiscating houses and dormitories, etc.

The Drug War is the ultimate example of strategic fearmongering by self-interested politicians.

Scientists are so used to ignoring "drugs" that they don't even realize they're doing it. Yet almost all books about consciousness and depression (etc.) are nonsense these days because they ignore what drugs could tell us about those topics.

I'm told that science is completely unbiased today. I guess I'll have to go back and reassess my doubts about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

If the depressed patient laughs, that means nothing. Materialists have to see results under a microscopic or they will never sign off on a therapy.

Typical materialist protocol. Take all the "wonder" out of the drug and sell it as a one-size-fits all "reductionist" cure for anxiety. Notice that they refer to hallucinations and euphoria as "adverse effects." What next? Communion wine with the religion taken out of it?


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