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Drug War Comedy Routine

Now we're cookin' with gaslight!

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

March 17, 2024



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Notes for essay entitled Drug War Comedy Routine: Now we're cookin' with gaslight!:

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Ten Tweets

against the hateful war on US




The Drug Warriors say: "Don't tread on me! (That said, please continue to tell me what plants I can use, how much pain relief I can get, and whether my religion is true or not.)"

"Just ONE HORSE took the life of my daughter." This message brought to you by the Partnership for a Death Free America.

All drugs have positive uses. It's absurd to prohibit them because one demographic might misuse them.

The Drug War has turned America into the world's first "Indignocracy," where our most basic rights can be vetoed by a misinformed public. That's how scheming racist politicians put an end to the 4th amendment to the US Constitution.

In "How to Change Your Mind," Michael Pollan says psychedelic legalization would endanger young people. What? Prohibition forces users to decide for themselves which mushrooms are toxic, or to risk buying contaminated product. And that's safe, Michael?

The most addictive drugs have a bunch of great uses, like treating pain and inspiring great literature. Prohibition causes addiction by making their use as problematic as possible and denying knowledge and choices. It's always wrong to blame drugs.

Well, today's Oregon vote scuttles any ideas I might have entertained about retiring in Oregon.

Question: Why do doctors judge cocaine by its worst possible use? Answer: Follow the money.

If daily drug use and dependency are okay, then there's no logical or scientific reason why I can't smoke a nightly opium pipe.

Many articles in science mags need this disclaimer: "Author has declined to consider the insights gained from drug-induced states on this topic out of fealty to Christian Science orthodoxy." They don't do this because they know readers already assume that drugs will be ignored.


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