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What's My Line?

Drug War Edition

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 21, 2025



Welcome to 'What's My Line: Drug War Edition.' Here is your host, Blaze Thunderstone.



Today's mystery guest is Andy from Staten Island, New York. Andy, how are you doing today?




Great, Blaze, thanks.


Let's ask some questions to see if our contestants can figure out what you do for a living. Fire when ready, Mary.


Does your job have anything to do with breaking down doors and throwing grandmothers to the floor?


You might say that, yes.


Very interesting. Steve?



If I begged for mercy while you were ransacking my house, would you be likely to cut me some slack?



Ha, you wish.


I think we'll take that as a no. Harmony, your question, please.


If you broke down my door and I did not immediately get down on the floor, would you shoot me?


Of course. You would have it coming to you, in that case.



Time is up, I am afraid. Mary, what do you think that Andy here does for a living?


It's hard to say, however, I think he might be a member of the Nazi Gestapo.


Oh, close one, Mary, but that is not quite the correct answer. Steve?


Is Andy one of those mindless thugs who goes around enforcing protection rackets for the Mafia?



Oh! Once again, that's very close, but it is not the precise answer that we are looking for. Harmony, what do you think is Andy's job?


Well, if he is not in the Gestapo and he is not part of the Mob... is he one of those DEA agents who destroys houses on a whim and answers to nobody, thereby constituting an abomination in a supposedly free country?


Exactly, Harmony, well done. Yes, Andy is indeed one of those D E A agents who destroys houses on a whim and answers to nobody, thereby constituting an abomination in a supposedly free country!


You have been listening to What's My Line, Drug War edition, with your host, Blaze Thunderstone.













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They drive to their drug tests in pickup trucks with license plates that read "Don't tread on me." Yeah, right. "Don't tread on me: Just tell me how and how much I'm allowed to think and feel in this life. And please let me know what plants I can access."

Drugs that sharpen the mind should be thoroughly investigated for their potential to help dementia victims. Instead, we prefer to demonize these drugs as useless. That's anti-scientific and anti-patient.

The healthcare industry turns all the emotional downsides of drug prohibition into "illnesses."

The American Philosophy Association should make itself useful and release a statement saying that the drug war is based on fallacious reasoning, namely, the idea that substances can be bad in themselves, without regard for why, when, where and/or how they are used.

Prohibition turned habituation into addiction by creating a wide variety of problems for users, including potential arrest, tainted or absent drug supply, and extreme stigmatization.

Rick Strassman reportedly stopped his DMT trials because some folks had bad experiences at high doses. That is like giving up on aspirin because high doses of NSAIDs can kill.

How else will they scare us enough to convince us to give up all our freedoms for the purpose of fighting horrible awful evil DRUGS? DRUGS is the sledgehammer with which they are destroying American democracy.

Did the Vedic People have a substance disorder because they wanted to drink enough soma to see religious realities?

The drug war is a meta-injustice. It does not just limit what you're allowed to think, it limits how and how much you are allowed to think.

Musk vies with his fellow materialists in his attempt to diss humans as insignificant. But we are not insignificant. The very term "insignificant" is a human creation. Consciousness rules. Indeed, consciousness makes the rules. Without us, there would only be inchoate particles.


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