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Drug War Comedy Routine

Now we're cookin' with gaslight!

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher






March 17, 2024



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Comedy






The drug war is laughable -- or it would be if the drug warriors hadn't deprived us of laughing gas, the substance that William James himself used to study alternate realities. (Gee, thanks, folks, for censoring academia. Don't worry, though, I'm not going to call you prohibitionists 'fascist bastards' on THAT account. Mom just didn't raise me like that.)_

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  • Campfire Stories about America's Drug War: live from Lake Rights-Be-Gone
  • Comedian Adderall Zoloft Riffs on the Drug War: the only comedian whose stand-up routine is listed as Schedule One by the DEA
  • COPS PRESENTS the top 10 traffic stops of 2023
  • Dragnet meets the Drug War: Just the propaganda, ma'am. Just the propaganda.
  • Drug War Comedy Routine: Now we're cookin' with gaslight!
  • Drug War Copaganda: How cop shows reinforce drug warrior lies about Mother Nature's plants
  • Drug War Jeopardy!
  • Drug War: the Musical!
  • Funny Animated Gifs about America's imperialist and racist Drug War
  • Introduction to the Drug War Philosopher Website at AbolishTheDEA.com
  • One of these things is not like the other: Court Cam nonsense in the age of the drug war
  • Plants Divine, All Plants Excelling
  • Public Service Announcements for the Post-Drug War Era
  • Rat Out Your Neighbors: brought to you by America's DEA
  • The DEA: Poisoning Americans since 1973
  • The Drug War Board Game
  • The Joy of Drug Testing
  • The Only Good Hippo...: a public service announcement from the Partnership for a Death Free America
  • Thought Crimes Blotter
  • What's My Line?: Drug War Edition





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    Some Tweets against the hateful war on drugs

    Wonder how America got to the point where we let the Executive Branch arrest judges? Look no further than the Drug War, which, since the 1970s, has demonized Constitutional protections as impediments to justice.
    I agree that Big Pharma drugs have wrought disaster when used in psychotherapy -- but it is common sense that non-Big Pharma drugs that elate could be used to prevent suicide and obviate the need for ECT.
    In 1886, coca enthusiast JJ Tschudi referred to prohibitionists as 'kickers.' He wrote: "If we were to listen to these kickers, most of us would die of hunger, for the reason that nearly everything we eat or drink has fallen under their ban."
    When people tell us there's nothing to be gained from using mind-improving drugs, they are embarrassing themselves. Users benefit from such drugs precisely to the extent that they are educated and open-minded. Loudmouth abstainers are telling us that they lack these traits.
    Folks point to the seemingly endless drugs that can be synthesized today and say it's a reason for prohibition. To the contrary, it's the reason why prohibition is madness. It results in an endless game of militaristic whack-a-mole at the expense of democratic freedoms.
    "If England [were to] revert to pre-war conditions, when any responsible person, by signing his name in a book, could buy drugs at a fair profit on cost price... the whole underground traffic would disappear like a bad dream." -- Aleister Crowley
    A lot of drug use represents an understandable attempt to fend off performance anxiety. Why understandable? Because performers can lose their livelihood should they become too self-conscious. We call that use "recreational" only because we ignore common sense psychology.
    If Americans want less government, they should get rid of the Drug War Industrial Complex, rather than abandoning democracies around the world and leaving a vacuum for Russia and China to fill.
    America has outlawed drugs for everybody in the world on the grounds that their use may prove problematic for the white American youngsters whom we have refused to educate about safe use.
    "The Oprah Winfrey Fallacy": the idea that a statistically insignificant number of cases constitutes a crisis, provided ONLY that the villain of the piece is something that racist politicians have demonized as a "drug."
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    The latest hits from Drug War Records, featuring Freddie and the Fearmongers!


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    3. O Say Can You See (what the Drug War's done to you and me)






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