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A Dope Comedy Routine About Drugs

by Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher




November 5, 2023

Click the audio "play" button above for a short fun comedy routine about lousy evil rotten horrible bad junkified DOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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COPS AND THE DRUG WAR

Alcohol is a drug in liquid form. If drug warriors want to punish people who use drugs, they should start punishing themselves.
LA Police Chief Daryl Gates said drug users should be summarily executed. William Bennett said drug dealers should be beheaded. These are the attitudes that the drug war inculcates. This racist and brutal ideology must be wiped out.
What are drug dealers doing, after all? Only selling substances that people want and have always had a right to, until racist politicians came along and decided government had the right to ration out pain relief and mystical experience.
And these are the people that Trump has promised to execute if he is elected.
It's interesting that Jamaicans call the police 'Babylon,' given that Babylon denotes a society seeking materialist pleasures. Drug use is about transcending the material world and seeking spiritual states: states that the materialist derides as meaningless.

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Prohibitionists Never Learn
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